OK, you know that today is the last day of February. And so does Will. At dinner tonight (at Fuel Pizza circa 8:10pm using a soon to expire coupon for a free pizza) he told us that the longest year is Leap Year. In Leap Year February has 29 days he told us. Happens every 4 years. But then Daddy threw a monkey wrench into Will's Mr. Knowledge talk. Daddy told him about how every 1000 years, there's an extra month. And this extra month is called...Makebelieveuary!!
I nearly choked on my cheesy slice! Perhaps I am the only one who finds the concept, and really the actual word Makebelieveuary so incredibly hilarious. But I do. Just say it a couple of times. It's fun. Hey Hal, when are you going on vacation to Hawaii? Um, I think we leave on the 12th of Makebelieveuary. You're chuckling. Admit it. I was amped up on 2 large Diet Cokes, but I'm coming down now and it's still funny.
Makebelieveuary. Makebelieveuary. Makebelieveuary.